Cheat Sheet

See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Absolute Zero: The lowest grade you can get on a test - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

An arts degree is like a diploma in origami. And about as much use. - J.G. Ballard

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

For one human being to love another - that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks: the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. - Rainer M Riike

Whether it's a popcorn movie or some really intellectual sociopolitical movie, I think to some degree they're all influenced by the social climate that we're living in. - James Wan

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

In this knowledge-worker age, it's now increasingly tied to doing well in school so you can get into better grad schools so you can get better jobs - so the pressure to do well is really high. - Stephen Covey