Cheat Sheet

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Absolute Zero: The lowest grade you can get on a test - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

People have to see that there is a high degree of complexity about belonging to a gang. It's a symptom, not a problem. - Greg Boyle

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau

The man who knows not, but knows not that he knows not, is a fool. Shun him.
The man who knows not, and knows that he knows not, is a student. Teach him. - Persian Proverb

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

Whether it's a popcorn movie or some really intellectual sociopolitical movie, I think to some degree they're all influenced by the social climate that we're living in. - James Wan

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump

I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the 'lower animals' (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humilitating to me. - Mark Twain

When Satan tempts a person, it is a solicitation to disobedience. When acted upon, it brings harm. When God tests a person, it is a solicitation to obedience. When acted upon, it brings blessings. - Tony Cooke