QuotaBillsIf you know how to cheat, start now. - Earl Weaver
My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown
Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it. - Unknown
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain
You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard
You don't get fired for cheating, you get fired for losing. - Darryl Rogers
Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow
Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown
Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity. - Ambrose Bierce
One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised. - Chinua Achebe
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein
When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson
The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey
One of the truest tests of spiritual maturity is seeing the miraculous in the monotonous. - Mark Batterson
If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver
We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy
You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh
I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown
With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey
Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey
After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise. - Shirley Jones
School is learning things you don't want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn't know, while working toward a future you don't know will ever come. - Dave Kellett
In school, many of us procrastinate and then successfully cram for tests. We get the grades and degrees we need to get the jobs we want, even if we fail to get a good general education. - Stephen Covey
There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson
I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the 'lower animals' (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humilitating to me. - Mark Twain
In this knowledge-worker age, it's now increasingly tied to doing well in school so you can get into better grad schools so you can get better jobs - so the pressure to do well is really high. - Stephen Covey