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QuotaBillsNo doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin
Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields
I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone
Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller