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Chimp Weightlifter

No more a 'Wimp Chimp'!

Chimp Weightlifter thanks to Mel Hardman

Are you pulling your weight?

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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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