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Chimp Weightlifter

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Chimp Weightlifter thanks to Mel Hardman

Are you pulling your weight?

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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha


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