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Chimp Weightlifter

No more a 'Wimp Chimp'!

Chimp Weightlifter thanks to Mel Hardman

Are you pulling your weight?

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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