Chocolate Couch
How edible furniture eats up the office budget
QuotaBillsChocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown
Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown
I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson
We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis
When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown
I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown
Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown
To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan
Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson
There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss
I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger
I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker