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Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

He was a bold man that first did eat an oyster. - Jonathan Swift

I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite. - Buddy the Elf

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Some people like to eat octopus. Liberals, mostly. - Russell Baker

One may smile and smile and smile. And be a villain. - William Shakespeare

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The beef is so undercooked it's starting to eat the salad. - Gordon Ramsay

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately, the resemblance doesn't end there. - Groucho Marx

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly. Go ahead! Somebody will eat it. - Bobby Flay

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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