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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Other men lived to eat, while he ate to live. - Socrates

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

They gave each other a smile with a future in it. - Ring Lardner

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason. - Robin Williams

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately, the resemblance doesn't end there. - Groucho Marx

Make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly. Go ahead! Somebody will eat it. - Bobby Flay

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

There is always going to be a little something wrong with you. Relax and live through that. - Unknown

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown