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Feast: An eat wave. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

The best of us must sometimes eat our words. - J K Rowling

Laughter is the smile of God on a troubled world. - Phil Callaway

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. - Unknown

Make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly. Go ahead! Somebody will eat it. - Bobby Flay

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Clams: I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray. - Miss Piggy

Bookworm: A person who would rather read than eat, or a worm that would rather eat than read - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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