Christmas Joy

Grief, and an estate, is joy understood. - Gregory Nunn

The joy that isn't shared dies young. - Anne Sexton

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

The greatest joy lies not in simply being, but in becoming. - Oprah Winfrey

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much. - William Shakespeare

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown