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Christmas Joy

The great thing about Christmas is seeing the joy on children's faces!

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

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One joy scatters a hundred griefs. - Chinese Proverb

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The greatest joy lies not in simply being, but in becoming. - Oprah Winfrey

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

Surely there can be no greater joy than that of saving souls. - Lottie Moon

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Each breath in itself is joy if only we try to find bliss in it. - Unknown

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much. - William Shakespeare

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater


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