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Christmas Joy

The great thing about Christmas is seeing the joy on children's faces!

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

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Grief, and an estate, is joy understood. - Gregory Nunn

The joy that isn't shared dies young. - Anne Sexton

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

The greatest joy lies not in simply being, but in becoming. - Oprah Winfrey

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much. - William Shakespeare

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown


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