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Christmas Joy

The great thing about Christmas is seeing the joy on children's faces!

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Joy is not in things, it is in us. - Benjamin Franklin

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

The greatest joy lies not in simply being, but in becoming. - Oprah Winfrey

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Surely there can be no greater joy than that of saving souls. - Lottie Moon

Each breath in itself is joy if only we try to find bliss in it. - Unknown

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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