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Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

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Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus

If God is dead then everything is justifiable. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

Sin is what you do when your heart is not satisfied with God. - John Piper

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

There is no conceivable situation in which it is not safe to trust God. - J. Oswald Sanders

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Stewardship is the act of organizing your life so that God can spend you. - Lynn A Miller

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

If you are not willing to be used by God, ask God to make you willing to be willing. - F.B. Meyer

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Our intellect is not intended to be an end in itself, but only a means to the very mind of God. - Ravi Zacharias

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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Where Did He Go?

Sudden Invented Syndrome

Calculus Drinks

Lights, Camera, Overreaction

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Leading The Way

Melted Dog

Painful Ballet

Welder's Last Stand

My Life Goal

1-800-PILLCASH

Ghetto Boat

Hungry Hiker Tree

Redneck Roof

My Last Swim In The Ocean