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Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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