Church Sign Messages

Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus

If God is dead then everything is justifiable. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

Sin is what you do when your heart is not satisfied with God. - John Piper

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

There is no conceivable situation in which it is not safe to trust God. - J. Oswald Sanders

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Stewardship is the act of organizing your life so that God can spend you. - Lynn A Miller

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

If you are not willing to be used by God, ask God to make you willing to be willing. - F.B. Meyer

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Our intellect is not intended to be an end in itself, but only a means to the very mind of God. - Ravi Zacharias

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown