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Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

Sin is what you do when your heart is not satisfied with God. - John Piper

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

God sends no one away empty except those who are full of themselves. - Dwight L. Moody

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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