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Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me. - Elvis Presley

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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