Church Sign Messages

In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan