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Fate is character. - William Winter

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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