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Fate is character. - William Winter

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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