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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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