Coffee Attack
Been drinking too much coffee lately?
Attack of the 50 foot coffee
QuotaBillsTurkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb
Mugging: Stealing someone's coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright
Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot
Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott
I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek
Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV
I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean
It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski
A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown
Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda