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Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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