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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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