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Comfortable Chicken

Basking in a hot tub stew

Comfortable Chicken thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Enjoying a relaxing after-meal bath

Some chicken wings are hot stuff
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Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

Hurt me with the truth but don't comfort me with a lie. - Unknown

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

Nurses dispense comfort, compassion, and caring without even a prescription. - Val Saintsbury

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

There is greater comfort in the substance of silence than in the answer to a question. - Thomas Merton

The great comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young. - Paul Dickson

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W Somerset Maugham

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

We'll spend it alone together; we won't have people around. That's the best. I feel really comfortable in a bathrobe. - Donald Trump

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Doing and saying the right thing are not sufficient. Doing the right thing in the right way and with the person's comfort in mind is critical. - Ravi Zacharias


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