Computer Bug Removal

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Jubliant: Triumphant insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Becalm: An insect on Ritalin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

I've become a much more serious young insect. - Andrew Denton

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access. - Kristi Hines

Observant: What a biology teacher tells you to do when out looking for bugs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Bookie: 1. A fellow who makes his living off bet bugs; 2. A pickpocket who lets you use your own hands. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. - Mark Twain

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg