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Computer Exercise

Pain-full sit-up exercises

Computer Exercise thanks to Keith Blake

Cat in the action

How to do sit ups to sit down
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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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