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Computer Exercise

Pain-full sit-up exercises

Computer Exercise thanks to Keith Blake

Cat in the action

How to do sit ups to sit down

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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I just go where the guitar takes me. - Angus Young

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak


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