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Computer Exercise

Pain-full sit-up exercises

Computer Exercise thanks to Keith Blake

Cat in the action

How to do sit ups to sit down

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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