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World records are only borrowed. - Unknown

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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