Cornfield Fishing
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Arkansas Fishing
A good old Arkansas boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, “What you gonna do with that? There ain’t no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here.”
He says, “I won it and I’m a gonna keep it.”
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, “He’s out there in his bass boat,” pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field. He yells out to him, “What are you doing?”
His brother replies, “I’m fishin. What does it look like I’m a doing.”
His brother yells, “It’s people like you that give people from Arkansas a bad name, makin everybody think we’re stupid. If I could swim, I’d come out there and whip your ass!”
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Castanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury
Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy
A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson
Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO
The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower
Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson
Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson
We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching
A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
I was never going to be a rocket scientist. But I found the field that I was blessed to be able to do, and I just put my whole effort into that. - Sonny B Williams