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Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. - Abu Bakr

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

There are many things that are essential to arriving at true peace of mind, and one of the most important is faith, which cannot be acquired without prayer. - John Wooden

There is no sign saying 'good Muslim' or 'bad Muslim.' How many lives will be lost or destroyed trying to determine who is good or who is bad? - Pauline Hanson

Have courage for the great sorrows of life, and patience for the small ones; and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace. - Victor Hugo

I was raised in a Baptist household, went to a Catholic church, lived in a Jewish neighborhood, and had the biggest crush on the Muslim girls from one neighborhood over. - Will Smith

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Dave Barry

The moral equation strongly tells everyone who understands freedom, who understands morality, that Israel is engaging in a just war in defense of its people and its freedom. - George Pataki

The man who can centre his thoughts and hopes upon something transcending self can find a certain peace in the ordinary troubles of life, which is impossible to the pure egoist. - Bertrand Russell

Peace does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble or hard work. Peace means to be in the midst of all those things and still be calm in your spirit. That is the real meaning of peace. - Unknown

We who don't want radical Islam to spread must compete with the agents of radical Islam. I want to see what would happen if Christians, feminists and Enlightenment thinkers were to start proselytizing in the Muslim community. - Ayaan Hirsi Ali

My father worked for the railroad, and whenever a train crashed, we would go as a family and steal food from the boxcars. One year we stole a case of butterscotch pudding that was for export to Israel. It took us years to get through. - Chuck Palahniuk

This paranoid Islam, which blames outsider, 'infidels', for all the ills of Muslim societies, and whose proposed remedy is the closing of those societies to the rival project of modernity, is presently the fastest growing version of Islam in the world. - Salman Rushdie

I'm a firm believer in God himself, but that's as far as I can go. I'm not any denomination. I'm not Catholic or Presbyterian or Baptist or Methodist or Jewish or Muslim. I'm none of those things. And I'm sure that's just fine with God. - Ray Charles

There is no more effective way to radicalize American Muslim youth than for political leaders to make public displays of prejudice against all Muslims. Suspicion will undermine their sense of identification with America and alienate some from both the culture and from politics. - Miroslav Volf


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