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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Anybody can be good in the country; there are no temptations there. - Oscar Wilde

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. - William Graham Sumner

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don't have a country. - Donald Trump

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Demagogue: A person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country. - Don Marquis

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. - Will Rogers

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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