Cowboy Bike

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Making suppository remarks about our country. - Archie Bunker

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo. - Unknown

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

The spirit of America has nurtured responsibility and community unlike any other country. - Stephen Covey

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill