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Tibia: Country in North Africa - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Making suppository remarks about our country. - Archie Bunker

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. - William Graham Sumner

This country with its institutions belongs to the people who inhabit it. - Abraham Lincoln

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

The spirit of America has nurtured responsibility and community unlike any other country. - Stephen Covey

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - George S Patton

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. - Will Rogers

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a hundred and forty million people in this country that are just as corny as I am. - Walt Disney


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