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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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