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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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