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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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