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Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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