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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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