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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. - Thomas Edison

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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