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Crosswalk for gentlemen

Denmark Traffic Signals thanks to Keith Blake

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Gentlemen, start your egos. - Billy Crystal

A gentle man and a gentleman. - Jack Dempsey

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Beware the danger signals that flag problems: silence, secretiveness, or sudden outburst. - Sylvia Porter

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe


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