Denmark Traffic Signals

Gentlemen, include me out. - Samuel Goldwyn

Gentlemen, start your egos. - Billy Crystal

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Beware the danger signals that flag problems: silence, secretiveness, or sudden outburst. - Sylvia Porter

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.