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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

To be damned by the devil is to be truly blessed. - Chinese Proverb

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

She who sups with the devil should have a long spoon. - English Proverb

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The devil never comes offering you something evil. The devil comes offering you a larger audience. - Murray Kempton

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

I am quite sure I am more afraid of people who are themselves terrified of the devil than I am of the devil himself. - Teresa of Ávila

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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