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Devil Sky thanks to Karen Moore

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

You never know when the devil might come calling. - Farley Mowat

To be damned by the devil is to be truly blessed. - Chinese Proverb

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

She who sups with the devil should have a long spoon. - English Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

You must have the devil in you to succeed in any of the arts. - Voltaire

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote


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