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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

You never know when the devil might come calling. - Farley Mowat

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Readers are advised to remember that the devil is a liar. - C S Lewis

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. - The Usual Suspects

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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