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Devil Sky

Look who's watching over the Church family

Devil Sky thanks to Karen Moore

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

The devil and all his nimps. - Archie Bunker

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

You never know when the devil might come calling. - Farley Mowat

To be damned by the devil is to be truly blessed. - Chinese Proverb

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

The devil has chloroformed the atmosphere of this age. - Vance Havner

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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