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Devil Sky

Look who's watching over the Church family

Devil Sky thanks to Karen Moore

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

To be damned by the devil is to be truly blessed. - Chinese Proverb

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

The devil has chloroformed the atmosphere of this age. - Vance Havner

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

You must have the devil in you to succeed in any of the arts. - Voltaire

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. - The Usual Suspects

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

The devil never comes offering you something evil. The devil comes offering you a larger audience. - Murray Kempton

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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