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I do not seek, I find. - Pablo Picasso

Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

Do not employ handsome servants. - Chinese Proverb

I do not get ideas; ideas get me. - Robertson Davies

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

They condemn what they do not understand. - Cicero

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy. - Samuel Butler

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand. - Baruch Spinoza

Do not allow loneliness to lower your standards. - Renee Slansky

You always admire what you really do not understand. - Blaise Pascal

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men. - John F Kennedy

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. - Salvador Dali

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

Do not be afraid; our fate cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. - Oscar Wilde

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson

People do not buy goods and services. They buy relations, stories and magic. - Seth Godin

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

We do not know what to do with this short life, yet we yearn for another that will be eternal. - Anatole France

Call to me, and I will answer you, and show you great and mighty things, which you do not know. - Jeremiah 33:30

The theory of communism may be summed up in the single sentence: Abolition of private property. - Karl Marx

I am not bothered by the fact that I am not understood. I am bothered when I do not know others. - Confucius

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

I shall take the heart, for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - Tin Man

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

Do not give in too much to feelings. An overly sensitive heart is an unhappy possession on this shaky earth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

The natural idealism of youth is an idealism, alas, for which we do not always provide as many outlets as we should. - Sargent Shriver

It is more important to know where you are going than to get there quickly. Do not mistake activity for achievement. - Mabel Newcomber

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects. - Herodotus

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed. - James Thurber

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca


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