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'Do Not Read' Sign

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'Do Not Read' Sign thanks to Mike King

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Do or do not. There is no try. - Yoda

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

They condemn what they do not understand. - Cicero

Do not let your fears choose your destiny. - Unknown

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop

All get what they want; they do not always like it. - C S Lewis

Do Not Respond! No matter what anyone says about you. - Unknown

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

You do not get what you want. You get what you negotiate. - Harvey Mackay

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. - Salvador Dali

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

I will not say, do not weep, for not all tears are an evil. - JRR Tolkien

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Do not be afraid; our fate cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Do not be afraid of mistakes, providing you do not make the same one twice. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

People do not buy goods and services. They buy relations, stories and magic. - Seth Godin

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more. - Seneca

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

I am not bothered by the fact that I am not understood. I am bothered when I do not know others. - Confucius

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses. - Lady Gaga

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Whenever you see a successful person, you only see the public glories, never the private sacrifices to reach them. - Vaibhav Shah

So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private individuals will occasionally kill theirs. - Elbert Hubbard

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

The natural idealism of youth is an idealism, alas, for which we do not always provide as many outlets as we should. - Sargent Shriver

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship. - C S Lewis

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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