'Do Not Read' Sign

Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

Do not employ handsome servants. - Chinese Proverb

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

People do not retire. They are retired by others. - Duke Ellington

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. - Unknown

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. - Virginia Woolf

Riches do not consist in the possession of treasures, but in the use made of them. - Napoleon Bonaparte

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more. - Seneca

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

I am not bothered by the fact that I am not understood. I am bothered when I do not know others. - Confucius

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself any more. - Albert Einstein

I do not ask for any crown but that which all may win; nor try to conquer any world except the one within. - Louisa May Alcott

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private individuals will occasionally kill theirs. - Elbert Hubbard

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

The natural idealism of youth is an idealism, alas, for which we do not always provide as many outlets as we should. - Sargent Shriver

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare to attempt them, but they are difficult because we do not dare to say so. - Seneca

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself, but do not relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you. - Stewart E. White

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville