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'Do Not Read' Sign

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'Do Not Read' Sign thanks to Mike King

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Do or do not. There is no try. - Yoda

Do not take payment in politeness. - Baltasar Gracian

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Those who dare, do; those who dare not, do not. - Unknown

Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed. - George Bernard Shaw

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Nourish your hopes, but do not overlook realities. - Winston Churchill

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. - Oscar Wilde

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

You can't hit a target you cannot see, and you cannot see a target you do not have. - Zig Ziglar

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

In our own case we accept excuses too easily; in other people's, we do not accept them easily enough. - C S Lewis

I do not ask for any crown but that which all may win; nor try to conquer any world except the one within. - Louisa May Alcott

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Whenever you see a successful person, you only see the public glories, never the private sacrifices to reach them. - Vaibhav Shah

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

It is more important to know where you are going than to get there quickly. Do not mistake activity for achievement. - Mabel Newcomber

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

You cannot make yourself feel something you do not feel, but you can make yourself do right in spite of your feelings. - Pearl S Buck

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare to attempt them, but they are difficult because we do not dare to say so. - Seneca

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Successful people are not those who do not fail. They are those who fail more than anyone, and simply refuse to accept it as the conclusion. - Unknown


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