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Dog Heels

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Dog Heels thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Dog Heels thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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