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Dog Heels

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Dog Heels thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Dog Heels thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin


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