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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

What you allow is what will continue. - Unknown

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Do not allow loneliness to lower your standards. - Renee Slansky

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. - Horace

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We don't sell data; we don't allow anyone to sell data. - Mark Zuckerberg

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. - Martin Luther

If I had permission to do everything, I wouldn't want to do anything. - Joe Palen

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

It is necessary to set standards for your life and the people you allow in it. - Mandy Hale

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are. - Marianne Williamson

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. - Arnold Bennett

One way to sell a consumer something in the future is simply to get his or her permission in advance. - Seth Godin

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

The only thing that has ever made me feel old is those few times where I allow myself to be predictable. - Carlos Santana

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

To my younger self, I would say unless you're literally in danger, ask forgiveness instead of asking permission. - Jonathan Van Ness

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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