Drink And Drive Directions

He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. - Phyllis Diller

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin