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Drink And Drive Directions

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Drink And Drive Directions thanks to Kyle Ziegler

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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail. - John Donne

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive - I'm driven.
 - Jarod Kintz

Moms are as relentless as the tides. They don't just drive us to practice, they drive us to greatness. - Steve Rushin

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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