Drink And Drive Directions

He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell