QuotaBillsHealth food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Dig the well before you are thirsty. - Chinese Proverb
Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal
Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers
I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns
I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker
I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso