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Drink Refill

Tracking down the source of the floatie in my drink

Drink Refill thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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