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Drink Refill

Tracking down the source of the floatie in my drink

Drink Refill thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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