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Drink Refill

Tracking down the source of the floatie in my drink

Drink Refill thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

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Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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