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Drink Refill

Tracking down the source of the floatie in my drink

Drink Refill thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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