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Drink Refill

Tracking down the source of the floatie in my drink

Drink Refill thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Dig the well before you are thirsty. - Chinese Proverb

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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