Driving Tip For The Elderly
When you know it's time to stop driving
QuotaBillsOld age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci
Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir
To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller
Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson
Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde
My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon
We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis
Old age takes away what we've inherited and gives us what we've earned. - Gerald Brenan
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman
Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike
While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal
Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde
Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly
Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato