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Driving Tip For The Elderly

When you know it's time to stop driving

Driving Tip For The Elderly thanks to Barry McCartney

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

Old age takes away what we've inherited and gives us what we've earned. - Gerald Brenan

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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