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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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