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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Cunning is the dwarf of wisdom. - William Alger

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It's better to be a dwarf amongst the giants, than a giant among the dwarfs. - Likh Hoon

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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