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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces. - Groucho Marx

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Among giants, try and be a dwarf; among dwarfs, try and be a giant; but among equals, try and be an equal. - Stanislaw Lee

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone


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