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Easter Identity Theft

Beware of Identity Theft this Easter

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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