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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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