QuotaBillsLet sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown
Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown
Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips
Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran
The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman
There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley
Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie