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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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