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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie