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Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone

Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

Feudalism: It's your Count that votes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. - Robert Byrne

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien


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