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For those who like looking backwards at Christmas
A dyslexic's Christmas tree
QuotaBillsPalm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying
Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein
Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran
I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln
It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln
It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson
The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown