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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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