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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Upper Hand: Something not found in a friendly handshake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. - Emo Philips

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

We all stumble, every one of us. That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand. - Emily Kimbrough

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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