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History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

You can't hold your head high with your hand out. - Yiddish Proverb

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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