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Endangered Maui Monkeys

Why monkeys are rare in Hawaii

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Endangered Maui Monkeys thanks to joe-kster

Two Hawaaian natives making a brass of themselves

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Primates used in Maui brassrooms

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No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

It is impossible to overdo luxury. - French Proverb

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

The elegance of honesty needs no adornment. - Merry Browne

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Everything is improved by the judicious application of primates. - Chris Roberson

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I only know two pieces - one is Clair de Lune and the other one isn't. - Victor Borge

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner


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