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Endangered Maui Monkeys

Why monkeys are rare in Hawaii

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Endangered Maui Monkeys thanks to joe-kster

Two Hawaaian natives making a brass of themselves

Endangered Maui Monkeys thanks to joe-kster

Primates used in Maui brassrooms

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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much. - Erich Fromm

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit. - Edward Abbey

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I gave you my heart, I just didn't expect to get it back in pieces. - Unknown

I only know two pieces - one is Clair de Lune and the other one isn't. - Victor Borge

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. - Frank Dane

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

I was freelancing for years in Cork and around. I also wrote freelance pieces for 'The Irish Times.' - Kevin Barry

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain


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