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Endangered Maui Monkeys

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Two Hawaaian natives making a brass of themselves

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Primates used in Maui brassrooms

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Elegance is refusal. - Coco Chanel

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. - James Goldsmith

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have. - Yiddish Proverb

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. - Albert Einstein

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

I gave you my heart, I just didn't expect to get it back in pieces. - Unknown

I only know two pieces - one is Clair de Lune and the other one isn't. - Victor Borge

Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away. - Thomas Beecham

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

While our species remains alive, everybody has the sacred duty to be optimistic. Ethically, any other behaviour wouldn't be admissible. - Fidel Castro

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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