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Endangered Maui Monkeys

Why monkeys are rare in Hawaii

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Two Hawaaian natives making a brass of themselves

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Primates used in Maui brassrooms

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Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

Luxury is solitude and silence. - Paul-Henri Spaak

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Arrange whatever pieces come your way. - Virginia Woolf

Xerocks: Two identical pieces of stone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit. - Edward Abbey

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Why have all the pieces joined together to create such a cruel fate? - ichtys

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. - Jerry Seinfeld

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. - George Carlin


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