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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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