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What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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