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Escherlator

The Joe-kster sliding down Escher's escalator of life

Escherlator thanks to Mel Hardman

Mind the stairs - Escherlier or Escherlator!

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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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