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Escherlator

The Joe-kster sliding down Escher's escalator of life

Escherlator thanks to Mel Hardman

Mind the stairs - Escherlier or Escherlator!

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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The art of Biography
Is different from Geography.
Geography is about maps,
But Biography is about chaps. - G K Chesterton

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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