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Escherlator

The Joe-kster sliding down Escher's escalator of life

Escherlator thanks to Mel Hardman

Mind the stairs - Escherlier or Escherlator!

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Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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