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Exit Door

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Exit Door thanks to Mike King

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Some secrets never leave us alone. - Unknown

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Leave a little sparkle wherever you go. - Unknown

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

Take me or leave me, or, as is the usual order of things, both. - Dorothy Parker

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Leave something for someone but don't leave someone for something. - Enid Blyton

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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