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Exit Door

Trying to find a way out of the room?

Exit Door thanks to Mike King

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Every exit is an entry somewhere. - Tom Stoppard

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Don't leave before the miracle happens! - Unknown

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? - Loretta Lynn

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Take me or leave me, or, as is the usual order of things, both. - Dorothy Parker

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

We should not be afraid to go into a new era, to leave the old beyond. - Zack Wamp

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. - JRR Tolkien

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Make a fist. Lightly. Leave enough room for a breath to pass through. All magic proceeds from breath. - Clive Barker

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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