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Exit Door

Trying to find a way out of the room?

Exit Door thanks to Mike King

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Some secrets never leave us alone. - Unknown

Leave a little sparkle wherever you go. - Unknown

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? - Loretta Lynn

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser. - Phyllis Diller

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

We should not be afraid to go into a new era, to leave the old beyond. - Zack Wamp

Leave something for someone but don't leave someone for something. - Enid Blyton

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she's coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don't leave any of yourself safely on shore. - Alan Alda

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

You can't stop negative thoughts from coming in, but you can make sure they leave as quickly as they enter. - Nkem Mpamah

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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