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Exit Door

Trying to find a way out of the room?

Exit Door thanks to Mike King

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Every exit is an entry somewhere. - Tom Stoppard

Don't leave before the miracle happens! - Unknown

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? - Loretta Lynn

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser. - Phyllis Diller

Take me or leave me, or, as is the usual order of things, both. - Dorothy Parker

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

We should not be afraid to go into a new era, to leave the old beyond. - Zack Wamp

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she's coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. - JRR Tolkien

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Make a fist. Lightly. Leave enough room for a breath to pass through. All magic proceeds from breath. - Clive Barker

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott


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