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Exit Door

Trying to find a way out of the room?

Exit Door thanks to Mike King

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Leave the roads; take the trails. - Pythagoras

Some secrets never leave us alone. - Unknown

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Every exit is an entry somewhere else. - Tom Stoppard

Don't leave before the miracle happens! - Unknown

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser. - Phyllis Diller

Take me or leave me, or, as is the usual order of things, both. - Dorothy Parker

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

We should not be afraid to go into a new era, to leave the old beyond. - Zack Wamp

Leave something for someone but don't leave someone for something. - Enid Blyton

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don't leave any of yourself safely on shore. - Alan Alda

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

You can't stop negative thoughts from coming in, but you can make sure they leave as quickly as they enter. - Nkem Mpamah

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott


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