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Exit Door

Trying to find a way out of the room?

Exit Door thanks to Mike King

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Some secrets never leave us alone. - Unknown

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

When hard reason fails, leave it to the poets. - Ravi Zacharias

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser. - Phyllis Diller

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

We should not be afraid to go into a new era, to leave the old beyond. - Zack Wamp

Leave something for someone but don't leave someone for something. - Enid Blyton

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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