False Teeth
Through the denture looking glass
QuotaBillsFloss like a boss! - Unknown
Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown
Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss
Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown
People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins
The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger
He lied through his teeth and even his teeth were false. - Phil Callaway
Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes
If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown
For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare
Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen
Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain
Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett
Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
is dental. - Ogden Nash
Stomach: 1. The home of the swallow; 2. A bowl-shaped cavity containing the organs of indigestion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice
When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury
He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson
E-Z Out Bolt and Stud Extractor: A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is 10 times harder than any known drill bit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com