Family Christmas Card

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Insist on yourself; never imitate. Every great man is unique. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey