QuotaBillsA happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring
The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana
Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields
Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle
The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu
Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson
I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller
Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb
The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner
Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard
There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian
You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker
When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney
The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith
The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham
Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey
Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey