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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato


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