#1 humor site on the 'net

Family Music

The family that plays together stays together

Family Music thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

QuotaBills
Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


Black Eye

Teen Shoe

He Wants In

Who's Watching Whom?

Wine Glass Chair

Flight Change

No Feeding

How It's Done

Toad Selfie

Daily Rain Gauge

RSVP

France-Is Bacon

Do Not Touch Sign

Giant Step For Mankind

SirLoin

On This Site in 1897

Ship Shipping Ships

Seal Survival

The Power Of Faith

Jesus Was Here

Palm Sunday Social Distancing Service

Pine Trees Know When It's Easter

Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church

Handicap Ramp