Fat - The Enemy

The healthy die first. - Italian Proverb

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reform: To gain or lose weight - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega