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Fat Monkey Sculpture

Monkey down! Designed by Dutch artist Florentjin Hofman

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

To publicize its October 2010 conference in São Paulo, Brazil, Pixelshow had local students construct a sleeping monkey from 10,000 of Brazil's most iconic shoe - the chinela (flip flop), used to simulate pixels.

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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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