Finger Phone

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

I didn't give you the finger - you earned it. - Bill Murray

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

I go silent so I can write. When my tongue is wagging, my fingers are silent. - Sonia Rumzi

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck