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Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

I didn't give you the finger - you earned it. - Bill Murray

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. - Mitch Hedberg

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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