Fish Eyes

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. - Ellen Degeneres

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses. - Lady Gaga

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Stories create community, enable us to see through the eyes of other people, and open us to the claims of others. - Peter Forbes

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell