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Fish Eyes

Texas fish adapt to global warming

Fish Eyes thanks to Cherei McCarter

Large mouth bass with large eye vision

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Optical: When your eyes itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed. - Albert Einstein

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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