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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Optical: When your eyes itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Castanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

In the eyes of a lover pockmarks are dimples. - Japanese Proverb

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.


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