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Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari


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