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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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