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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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