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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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