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Fishing Trip in New Zealand

Planning your next 'Down Under' fishing charter

I've been googling prices on air fares to New Zealand in July for a week-long deep sea fishing trip in the Southern Ocean on a deep sea boat. I must get 30 starters for the week on the boat to qualify for a good deal. I spoke with a fishing charter business operator yesterday about spending a week on the high seas, and he said the best fishing is in July. Since the earthquake, everything is half price - with all fishing gear supplied free. The vessel sleeps 30 comfortably, has a full time cook, separate lounge and dining room, 24 hour bar service, TV, Foxtel and all the amenities (b.y.o. grog). Promotional fishing trip photos supplied below.
Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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