Fishing Trip in New Zealand
Planning your next 'Down Under' fishing charter
I've been googling prices on air fares to New Zealand in July for a week-long deep sea fishing trip in the Southern Ocean on a deep sea boat. I must get 30 starters for the week on the boat to qualify for a good deal. I spoke with a fishing charter business operator yesterday about spending a week on the high seas, and he said the best fishing is in July. Since the earthquake, everything is half price - with all fishing gear supplied free. The vessel sleeps 30 comfortably, has a full time cook, separate lounge and dining room, 24 hour bar service, TV, Foxtel and all the amenities (b.y.o. grog). Promotional fishing trip photos supplied below.
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QuotaBillsI got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker
There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn
Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown
Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain
Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide
Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright
When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson
They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud
Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo