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Fishing Trip in New Zealand

Planning your next 'Down Under' fishing charter

I've been googling prices on air fares to New Zealand in July for a week-long deep sea fishing trip in the Southern Ocean on a deep sea boat. I must get 30 starters for the week on the boat to qualify for a good deal. I spoke with a fishing charter business operator yesterday about spending a week on the high seas, and he said the best fishing is in July. Since the earthquake, everything is half price - with all fishing gear supplied free. The vessel sleeps 30 comfortably, has a full time cook, separate lounge and dining room, 24 hour bar service, TV, Foxtel and all the amenities (b.y.o. grog). Promotional fishing trip photos supplied below.
Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

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There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Castanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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