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How much money is enough? - Talmud

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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