You know you're a Floridian if...
Socks are only for bowling.
You never use an umbrella because the rain will be over in five minutes.
A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store,
but everything to do with shade.
Your winter coat is made of denim.
You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.
Many of your friends are over 65.
Anything under 70 degrees is chilly.
You've driven through Yeehaw Junction.
You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix.
You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for.
You dread love bug season.
You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't
Hurricane Charley or Hurricane Frances. You know them as Andrew, Charley, Frances, Ivan, Jeanne & Wilma... Irene... Cheryl... Rita... Mary... Allison
You know what a snowbird is and when they'll leave.
You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average.
'Down South' means Key West.
Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for business meetings and
church, but you HAVE worn flip flops to Church before.
You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.
You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.
A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.
You know the four seasons really are: Hurricane season, love bug
season, tourist season and summer.
You've hosted a hurricane party.
You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee, Withlacoochee,
Thonotosassa and Micanopy.
You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than
have a boat yourself.
You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't swim.
You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas and New Years Day.
You recognize Miami-Dade as 'Northern Cuba.'
The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot
Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux
The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria
To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up. - Peter Gallagher
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer
All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber
The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley
No one can give you your goals. No one can dig for you. This is your journey. - Warren P Gates
We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin
True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey
Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb
All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale
Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown
While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler
There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep
Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes
Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France
The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho
People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde
He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca
If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather
Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi
A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel
I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy
Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard
We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO
Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin
Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie
I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith