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Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan


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